Celebrating the dirtiness with elan

He is the cleanest politician of his generation; People say that that is the beauty of his personality. Having had the dingy 'Files' cleaned; he has testified this impeccable perception of his image. Ask the investigating agencies ! if doubts have crept in in your mind; as they still are groping in the dark, to unearth the corruption 'Dossier'.

And 'Surf Excel' is said to be inspired and imbued by this patented cleanliness; therefore, they have embarked on the ' Daag Achhe hain' campaign.

So, propagating this dirtiness, I propose that there should be a 'Corruption Day'; like the other days celebrated in the year. And the top ten corrupt countries of the world should declare such a day; to let their people celebrate this renewed dirtiness with ardour. Declaring a week of corruption will inspire millions of right minded people--as the religious books condescend--to pursue this path of virtue--the 'Left' one with still better style.

The teachings of the religious books and the folklores, it seems, is only to fool the gentle folk. Why they should not pursue the path of corruption and financially secure the coming generation?--is a question. When all the corrupts are living a lucullan life; are celebrating every second of their existence; are indulged not only in mental corruption but physical also: why then simple, common man should live a hermetic life ? I'll love any comment on this point.