Khushwant's malice leaves the angels defenceless

The man with a razor-sharp wit left for the heavenly abode a few days ago. And it is learnt that the angels there are feeling the heat--the ogling of a reticent sardar--ever since the old man of Indian Journalism, held in highest esteem in India, has whined in in the God's territory--the Heaven--sulking, for not making it to the celebrated list of centurions and missing by a whisker, for he died aged ninety-nine.And the angels are sulking in return, for Heaven not having any harassment at workplace bill. Unable to complain against the nonagenarian(on the Earth) and the new entrant (in Paradise), the angels have resorted to the Indian way, and thus they have conveyed the intelligence regarding his foibles to Kawal Malik; who is laughing boisterously on the intelligence and then retorted the angels that such hearsay have hastened her departure from earth twelve years before and now she really wants to rest in peace; let him fulfill his wishes. And mind all of you that goggles are not allowed in the heaven, and he can't see properly without them, but beware ! he has a myopic view; so keep at a safe distance.

N.B.-Khuswant Singh was seen loitering near an angels sorority and even after severe reprimanding by the Heaven guards he held, and held, and still holding his ground there--the way he had had held the ground in India and had even threatened to saunter into the Hell--where there is no hope, and every thing there remains in an utter chaos. But, the grand old man of Indian journalism fears the inferno, and so, has rescinded his plan of playing the peeping Tom in the bash of the nudist Hell.