Wednesday 3 July 2013

Killing many birds with one shot !!!

Q. Why the Petrol price is hiked first ?
Ans. – To give it the fillip, so that, with its bravado and prowess, it
1) catches the falling Rupee like Jonty Rhodes,
2) instigates the price of other commodities,
3) induces inflation ,
4) erases the people’s memories of government’s recent goofy measures and sins,
5) leaves the hoi polloi sulking,
6) tranquillizes the behemoth called media, to stop teasing and breaking the serenity of our staggeringly educated Gold-medalist ‘Premier’.
7) forces all, to dance to the tune of…….guess guess !!....
“ सखी सैयां तो बहुते कमात है, महंगाई डायन खाए जात है !!!”

Isn't it like -'Killing many birds with a single shot'?

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