Get married Mr RaGa !

The latest ad-campaign to uplift the popularity of the PM in waiting from the oldest party of India shows the desperation of the party to write the sequel to UPA 1 & 2 without loss of time. Nor, it will be too late. Nor, all the misdeeds of the incumbent government will be unearthed very soon. Nor, the prospects of the most eligible bachelor (may infuriate many) will remain in waiting for an unforeseen period of time. Nor, the vista now envisaged by many fawners will be lost in a maze. So, the campaign is showing the people from only one prominent minority community of India.

The incumbent government has had and it will have all Machiavellian tricks applied to return it in power handsomely after 2014 general elections. It tried to woo the voters by its late charge against corruption, the free meal legislation apart from its few existing programs. They have great expectations from the scion, and so they are up against everything. The much acclaimed game changer failed miserably in the recent assembly polls. Hence, they are now reinvigorating their party-men for the upcoming show. And for this, they are playing the communalism card to perfection.

But, my advices to the scion is—get married to a girl of other prominent community, or declare it. This will not only decipher the much acclaimed Namo effect, but it will become your masterstroke for your run towards PM chair also. So, don’t hesitate, grab the opportunity and declare the grand event before the model code of conduct is clamped. This masterstroke will be the real game changer, and your aspirations will be fulfilled in the coming elections only. Go! Get it. For, this single deadly  program will not only unleash a pogrom on all the oppositions and their prospects, but, all the angst of the people against your government will be transformed into a mesmerising atmosphere, and all of your failures and sins will be forgotten in its euphoria and your aura.