Tuesday 7 January 2014

Honest Farm

NapoleonBoxerSnowballOld Major,Squealer and all characters in the George Orwell's allegorical classic got a new life in India in 2013. And in 2014 the stage is set for a similar plot and characters. But, Orwell will not get any copyright share. After all, Orwell does owe India and Bihar a lot; as he was born and had spent his childhood in Champaran district.

This time the title of book will be 'Honest Farm'. For, honesty and prosperity is the theme of the new novel being written in India. A group of highly honest people are gearing up to metamorphose India in a very short span. They are eager to spread their canopy of honesty in the whole Indian peninsula instantly After all, the time of ours is a time of Instant love, Instant fame and Instant coffee; and they want this transformation to happen before the evil engulfs this new entity.


They are defying all the theories and principles of group formation taught in management schools. They have only one agenda, spread your wings as far and as soon as possible. Hence no need to follow the Forming, Storming, Norming and Performing route. Because, they fear their honesty plank being hijacked by their adversaries. They have invited application, they will select the candidates, will take a plunge in the hustings; and will start the transformation process at once. And if they get any number of seats more than or equal to 20, they will be in a position to bargain for honesty. If Napoleon has got the power, why not they? After all, they are also fighting for the same cause.


But, apart from the Napoleon's several remarks, this one has raised a lot of eyebrows. I was a commissioner, and would have earned Crores by hook or by crook. And his better half is his former colleague. So, the finger is also towards her. But, but, and bigger but, in conjugal life, tickling is permitted and enjoyed to some extent. Isn't it?


Select few of the primary group have got power, responsibilities and some work to get oneself engaged: what others will do? They will be employed by the Napolean for the bigger cause. Remain busy. Otherwise, he may have handed over the CM chair to any one of his close confidante and would have taken his agenda of transforming India all by himself. Because, he has got the recognition and has the credibility established to usher India into the Lord Ram's era. After all, moving backwards by years and decades have been heard, but by a millennium or two has been never. It will be a delight and ecstasy to move with him in this odyssey of transformation. And yes, the unemployment behemoth will also be diminished by involving people in this movement.


That the designs of this crusader group is getting clearer day by day is evident, but, making of the conglomerate in the name of probity is little bit dim. But don't worry! it will also be unearthed very soon. After all, nothing is said to happen without a reason. So, have you got the idea behind this haste? By the way, India will change its name to Honestan then .

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